This is really one marafaking strange dream i had....

Lately, i found myself filling with dreams almost every sleep i had, but this is definitely one marafaking freaky strange dream.

I dreamt of everyone is going for a dunno-to-where trip. We all are packing up, and the drive is picking us up one by one. I was the last one in the stop. Mut, Gay, Pim and ddcat was already in the car, SuYin(Gay's gf) kept on pressing the van-like-or-rather-mvp-li ke car, as she was the drive. I dunno how that dream came to me, geezzzz..... i wasn't ready yet packing up my stuff. I was so god damn tense, and one thing, i haven;t got the chance to see how SuYin looks like ... HAHAHAHAH .....

 

so.... that's basically my freaking dream last nite :p

Shoot. It has been going on for weeks, and my pulse is still not recovering. Everytime i SHIT, my ass hurts. Compared to the other family members, i really think that my case is very very mild.

I came from a family with this pulse inherited. My grandpa was an all time hardcore sportsman. And as we know, most sportsmen tends toward having pulse. Mainly due to dehydration. It's not that they don't drink water, its the nature that sportsman tends to loose fluid in a faster rate(as their metabolism rate is higher), and thus, their bowels is somewhat.... HARDER.

My grandpa has his operation before, and they're gone now, but the story that he told me how he has gone thru the process was terrifying.

My mom has it when she first gave birth to me, i guess that because i came out from leg first, and that gave her quite a difficult time getting me out. She too, has serious problem with pulse everytime she comes out from the toilet. I remember seeing her sitting on a round float which children used to use them while swimming, to prevent the pulse from touching any surface. Just imagine how agonizing it is.

And now, mine,  i think, was due to some severe pressure from my workload. Darn. Everytime i have pressure, that darn 4-splitted-meat-balls-in- my-@$$ will start popping out from the @$$hole. Everytime after i completed my job in the toilet bowl, blood starts to streem out. FARK. It's really a PAIN-In-Da-ASS man ~~~~~

Maybe because lately the weather is hot too la.... anyway, just hope that this marafaka-4-splitted-ass-b alls quickly disappear la...

- my day ~~~
- Continue of "Tales from Lavatory" ~~~
- First encounter with BahRain....
- google Gmail 2G
- Peanut Butter
- Farting neighbour
- Faggoty Frog ...Con't
- Poll: Different Sex Drive
- Ezalor or Furion
- Stoopid "Hedge Are" Department
- Some Abbrev that I will use in Office emails ....Thanks to
- Hedge Are
- Bye Bye AQUA
- What a sucking-farking-hotting day
- A bug'z life
- Free Drugs for Addicts
- Yahoo / Google Search simultanously
- What is Life ?
- Latest Movie / Latest Reading Added
- Rashes, or in Hokkien, "Hong Mok"
- $7.60 for a loaf of bread
- Enfa A+
- My Lil' Niece, Isabelle
- FUSIONnized
- Who has the keys ???
- My Special Dedication To Fagotty Frog
- Pictures Taken by Sony Erricson phone from Stiff Butt (SB)...
- Map to Boot Sector, Best Cyber Cafe in Town ...
- A healthy day starts with a healthy Breakfast~~~
- Lee Hom In Town~~
- Sympton WTD
- A dedication to all my hendrix Members
- Sprained my Knee again ~~~
- A friend i treasured.
- Piles
- What a strange dream
- A nice Article about Holding Hands

- First Blog
- prayer to the accident guy
- british slanger
- GF's birthday
- My First Option Trade after Paper Trade
- The Most Expensive Lesson Ever .... USD1200
- option trading lesson from My Mentor
- DOTA: razor
- Virgin Option Trade Advice - con't
- Gourami Nesting...
- Paper Trading
- My Gouramis' Love Shag
- Iron Pills Supplement
- Intel Interview ....
- 2 gourami nest ...... and pix
- 3 gal and a guy ??
- This work load is killing me fast ~~~
- Option Trading by using Candle Chart - (1)
- A summary of my weekends ...
- Friday...
- Saturday
- sunday...
- My first time bitching on a faggot frog ...
- was it my iron pills working, or a hype in my testosterone ?
- conflict ...
- RE: Major Quake Off Indonesia Kills Nearly 300
- IS my health deteriorating ?
- Decided to start a serious newsletter / article site
- A story about my secret admiree when i first joined Altera :)
- Month end report for Mac on ShutterStock
- DOTA match ...

We once were close friend. We exchange views, share thoughs, discuss feelings, and most of all, we were good friend.

Somehow something happened along the way. I wouldn't deny that it's my fault for sharing out her blog, but somehow, after sharing it out with the hendrix, something bad happened. We somehow started having fun reading through the blog, and when things started to get out of control, and we did something very stupid. We left a comment, a rather stupid and crude and RUDE comment in the blog's shoutbox.

We somehow get panic, and trying hard to cover our sins, but somehow, after much discussion, we finally decided to make a confession.

There somehow has been some misunderstanding. Our relationship somehow doesn't get along that well anymore. I understand that a wound will remain it's scar for as long as it may. I just hope that everything can be get back to normal. i really regretted for my actions till this day, and i do believe all the hendrix have the same though as i do. People sometimes do make mistakes, and some stupid ones too, sometimes. We really treasure our friendship, and seriously, we sincerely hope that everything can get back to normal one day.

Just sharing my thoughs ~~~ People come, people go, some stayed, some swayed, but everyone that come across your life do leave some significant meaning on a page or two in the story you make in your life. There's nothing wrong or right. All you need to do is to treasure every moment in your life and cherish it for life :)

Yesterday, went to EQ to fetch Dan back from training. She'll be attending some How-To-Receive-Telephone- Calls-Techniques-Training in EQ for the next 3 days.

Reached home around 6pm, as usual, changed, tucked in my sports shoes and off i went for a jog. After a few steps from my apartment, i kinda enjoying the post-drizzle-nice-breeze , and somehow loosing concentration on my walking (Which i've been practicing for the past 5 years), i felt a twist and a pinch on my right knee, and what came across my mind was ....

"WTF.... NOT AGAIN !!!!"

Yeah.... I had this knee dislocation injury 5 years ago at N-Park when i was playing basketball. Took me totally a month to be able to walk back at then. Throughout the year, the bond of the joint at my right knee is kinda loosen, and if i loose a split second of concentration on my steps, i might even get back the dislocation again. Yeah .... it is THAT loose.

Anyway, this is not the first time already, but still, i was kind of pist off, as i knew this is now gonna recover within a week, and there goes my weekly badminton training on Sunday morning as well as my daily jogging routine. I resolved to going to gym yesterday.

Whenever i have this post-split-second-of-knee -dislocation (meaning the knee get dislocated in a split second, and went back to location), not only that i felt pain for a week on every step i take, i couldn't straigthen my right leg. Straightening my right leg would really hurt, and so, I will have to sleep in a position which always keep my right leg secured in a bending position.

Anyway, just some sharing :)

Well, it all started last nite around 20:00, after Me and Dan had our heft dinner at Bayan Bay. Well, I had one Claypot chicken rice and Dan had Pan Mee, and we ordered a plate of sotong panggang. :)

On our way back to house, Dan recalled that she need to photostate something, and so we decided our next destination to be my office after taking our "couple bath" together as usual :p

Everything was as normal as it could be. Came back from office, filled up our income tax form together, and after doing our night prayers (gongyo), we decided to take a walk down the tracking path behind our apartment.

Well, i must say this adventure was somehow intriguing. We've never been there before. The night was nice, the soft beam from the moon light was just nice, cool breeze flowing smoothly by us, adding points to the romatic mood. We kept our stroll in sync as we enjoy the nice feel and romantic experience.

Things started to get steamy, and i dun quite remember what exactly happened. One thing led to another. The chirping of insects added some momentum to our force. The cool breeze of midnight neutralized the extreme heat between us, perfectly balancing the force. Oh Gosh, this was the first time i had this wonderful experience. It all ended with a wonderful sound from the Roar Of The Lion.

I just dun understand, but somehow, everthing seems to be so blurred, but so real. We were enjoying our short nap of post-battle, were i finally felt a sudden chilness when a strong wind appeared from nowhere. I was trying to greb for something to cover-up my feet, but somehow couldn't reach anything to avail.

Well, as the wind getting chiller and chiller, i had difficulty finding confort, and it somehow disturb my mood, and of course my sleep. I found myself waking up on bed.

And if you were as partly stunned as i was when i woke up, and if u were still having a hard time wondering what this Sympton WeTDream    is all about, well, u take your time..... just take your time ok ? :)

 

Last sat nite, my sis went to Upper Penang Road for Lee Hom's kind of latest album promotion. My sis borrowed my nikon4500 from me and after that concert on Sat nite, my sis seems like had an obsession towards Lee Hom. Gosh, i tell you , she said she can't sleep and can't eat and can't concentrate .... hahaha ...... but hell, after she showed me the MTV she bought during that nite, i kinda fall in love with this guy too. It's just that his music talent has deeply captured my heart. there's this song called "A Simple Song" in his latest album which i like most. Although the melody seems simply, the music is catchy and chords are jazzy. Well, in case u guys dunno, i'm currently into R&B, and trying my best to pick up Smooth Jazz. Although the beat is kinda difficult to master, i'm still willing to learn it. And you know what ? Lee Hom graduated from some Music school, majoring in Jazz :)

Just look at how he plays the piano, man, between the currently hottest 3 R&B, Jay, Lee Hom and David, this is my comment:-

David:- best in music arranging (just listen to his music, all crystal clear)
LeeHom:- best, and truest musician among them.
Jay:- no comment.

I just tried to catch the chords for that sing, and with some luck, i managed to captured the chords for "A Simple Song" ~~~~~

The bread toaster Dan won during her Inventec Annual Dinner lucky draw has been sitting in my kitchen collecting dust & oil for ages, and i think it's time to put it up for its real puspose.

Bought a bottle of Kaya and Margerin and a loaf of Gardenia, and this morning, i have my first toasted kaya butter bread in the office. Oh man ~~~~~ what a satisfying feel :) yummy yummy .....

 

come get it from me if you guys wan :)

Here's the Map :)

 

These were the pix taken on our way to  yesterday lunch time in Stiff Butt's (SB) MPV. The detail blog can be found here. ..... so .... shall we ? :)

 

 

 

 

ddcat holding gaylord's life, the Pall Mall Ciggerete.

 

some Sor Hai's stoopid smily face ...

 

 

and here's some pix showing and trying hard to show that ddcat is actually sitting behind the car-booth seat ...

 

Guess what ? We headed off to  as usual during lunch. Together in SB's (Stiff Butt) car was me sitting in front, FF Teck Yunn & Gaylord sitting at the back, and ddcat in the "car booth". Actually it's not car booth la, it's just the last row that doesn't actually contain any seat. We took some funny and nice pictures of it. Hahahahaha .......

Anyway, when we reach , then only to find out that ddcat forgot about the keys. Fark man....... and so, we decided to head towards Net City CyberCafe to try our luck. This was the first time i entered there, and Low and Behold, they have 80 machines, and when we reach there, the waiting list is somewhat 20+ people. Gosh !!! I just couldn;t see why their business is sooooo damn good compared to . I just couldn;t understand .... :((

On our way home back to office, haven't have the time to even let the traumatic incident of the overwhelming demand at Net City settle, a wave of unstoppable bragging and some bullshit from FF came non-stop pouring at us. I wasn't in the mood of talking, neither was i in the mood of giving any comments or criticism, that FF guy just kept on continue with his usual ritual, bullshitting at wtf he was at last nite playing his WoW, bragging at wtf special items he got .....

I just dun like to carry on criticising people. I better stop here and get back and concentrate on my FUSION .........

Last nite, after dinner at 600cc in BJ, we came to my office, as i wanted to bring back my WCIII cd installer so that i could get back and install it in Dan's laptop to practice. To my surprise, we met PH here. He was rushing for his design-sync stuff. The first thing i asked him was, "Can't i borrow your pen drive, so i could copy back the 1.18 WC patch and DOTA 6.05 map?" .... hahahaha .... :D

Later on , i brough Dan visit some of the cubicles in my office. She hasn't been to my sis's cube, so we headed towards there, and started wandering around. To our surprice, we reached a cibicle which is full of holy crap. There's 3 pairs of shoes in it, and a towel (which is still wet), on the chair. The most touching moment came when we saw 2 stickers on the glass which i always use to peep thru it when doing that on him was ......

"Enfa A+ - Do you know crocodiles can't stick their tongue out?"
"Enfa A+ - Do you know fish don;t have eye lids?"

:)

 

Last evening after coming back from work, i felt a hitch on my head. I believe it was due to those marafaking rashes which made me felt dizzy and headache. I somehow told myself that i hafta sweat it out as tension has been building up ever since i started my day with Fusion this morning. I head of with my jogging shoes and so Dan stayed back and cook some porridge for our dinner.

Afta dinner, we had, we decided to go for some ice cream(which is Dan's favourite food. Yo Gaylord, u 2 can have some ice-cream party next time at my home. Hahahahahah. ) As so, we headed off towards Sunshine Square's Mc.D.  While we were walking towards it, we stopped by a bakery shop to buy some stuff for breakfast. As usual, i headed towards the most economical / long lasting recipe, which was the kind of bread as in a loaf , filled with some nuts & raisins. Hmmm .... $1.70, not bad at all, though the size is not very big, should be able to last me throughout the week. Dan picked on 2 cheeze stuff, which i calculated all together added up to $4.

I flash my new plastic-made-$5 note to the cashier gal, and to mah surprise, what-the-marafaking-@$$-h ole-fishing, it was $10 !!!!!!! I asked her, "Ten Bucks !?!?!?!?! You sure ?!?!!?!?", and i took a closer look, and i was like .....Ohh-Mah-holy-freaking-cow sy-farking-bitch, that tiny-mincy-loaf-o-bread was actually $7.60 !!!!!! There's was this time where the idea of actually putting back the bread to its original place did strike across my mind, but the something that the cashier said actually waived this idea off my mind, and at some point, really pist my off badly ....."Apa, u ingat loti ni $1.70 kah ??!?!!?!" ........

Come to think about it, i was really stoooopid to have been pist off so easily by some nuisense. I just sometimes have to let my mind settle in before taking any action. I just think that we human most of the time acts while the emotion is still in control, way before our mind sets in. That's the part which i think i still need a great deal of practice to be done. Whenever i lose in a match of badminton and gave tired as an excuse, my grandpa whould always say ..... "Do not let your body control & fool you, Use your mind to control your body instead" ...... and that, i will keep that in mind, and practice it :)

Fark. I started to feel some itchyness when i went to  last Friday. I din't give much attention to it though, turned out that it was a serious problem. I din't remember eating anything that would trigger the rashes all around my body. I have yet to have this experience, and well, this was the first time. All by body (almost every inch of my body) was so darn itchy. Rashes was seen everywhere. I keep on scratching until some parts of my body gets bruisers. Gosh, i must tell you that, the itchiness was so intense that, when I scratched my body, the feeling was almost comparable to having multiple orgasm at the same time, ARGHHhhhhhh~~~~~~~~~

Doc gave me some freaking medicine which cost $43, i took it on Sat nite, the rashes seems to reside on Sun Morning. When i was watching The 5 People You Meet in Heaven on Sun Nite, the rashes came back again, and this time, it worsen, with a lil bit of headache effect, which still clinged on to me now, this morning. I just hope i can get thru this day without anymore symptons of it. Man, the itchiness was really scary.

Every once in a while, i like to have some time of my own. I do have that last time when i was in High school, where i have my own room shut out from every one else, and i do really mean EVERYONE. Sitting there doing some meditation, and thinking of stuff, let my mind wonders wildly and freely, in the search for some inspiration and digesting some note / facts of life which i've just learnt. Anyway, that piece of my life has seem being left behind far far away from me, and i just do feel like having it back again. I sometimes do create some wonders, and of course keep your mind sharp, and relax your body. and Well, that feel did come back today :)

After reading xiaxue's blog, which her fren just died (http://xiaxue.blogspot.com/2005/04/whether-you-h ave-been-sour-victim-of.html" title="http://xiaxue.blogspot.com/2005/04/whether-you-h ave-been-sour-victim-of.html" target="_blank"http://xiaxue.blogspot.com/20...), and had a chit chat with my buddy, which he just told me that his auntie-in-law is dying of cancer soon, i just feel very down in mood. It somehow got me back to the mood i had last time when i was in high school. Dan went to sleep early last nite (around 11pm), and i stayed away , doing some meditation and willd-thoughts-drill. I somehow couldn't get rid of the image of my grandpa from my mind.

Speaking of my grandparents will always bring me down to tears, and well, it was them who actually brought me up to this cruel world. My parents who are teachers actually worked in Kepala Batas when i was still a toddler, occasionally visit me during the weekends, and so, leaving me with my grandparents most of the time. My grandma, who had a serious stroke, was half paralyzed on the rest of her right side, but somehow, miriculously managed to feed me, hug me to sleep, change my diapers, and mow the grass, cook meals (which she is really got at it) and everything else SINGLE handedly.

As a toddler, we know we sometimes do act a lil intolerable, but my grandparents are always doing better at this field, having a better threshold in withstanding my irrational demands. I still remembered clearly how i cried wildly demanding a BMX from my grandma when she was doing her daily chores, washing clothes. With some persisting effort, i finally managed to walked into a bicycle shop, with my grandma holding tight to my grandpa's hands. This is how they walk. My grandma always clinged on tightly to my grandpa for supporting her weight on her right side. I finally got my first Red BMX, but somehow din quite feel happy about it, and i really felt guilty, for dunno what reason.

For the next following weeks, grandpa has been spending most of his time coaching me on riding on a 2-wheeled vehicle. I started of with 4 wheels, then later on, one wheel (which i forgot was the right , or the left one) was removed, and finally leaving only 2. My grandpa has been always a very very patient guy. Till this day, i have yet to see him throw a tantrum at anyone. The worst story i've heard b4 was from my 3rd auntie, where she said she was badly whipped by my grandpa using a belt, becuase she opened the door while the car was still moving, resulted in my 2nd auntie got flew out from the car.

After a few years, my grandma left us. I started to cling on more tightly than ever to my grandpa, in the fear of loosing another one i loved. I believe that was when i was 12 years old. I was introduced to football at this age, during a school PE session, and since my grandpa represented Malaysia football team in his teenage years as an inner right, no doubt he was again my football coach. I really appreciated what he did for me. We practiced football every Sunday morning, from 8-11am. His words seems so real to me until this day, and i could still hear those words so clearly tingling beside my ears right now ..."Liang, most important thing in foot ball is to stop the ball properly" ... , and u have to learn your long shots so that u can pass accurately to your team mates. and with that, we only concerntrate on our stop ball and long pass, with my grandpa standing in the middle on the football field, shooting high-long-p ass to me, and i stop the ball, then kicking the ball highly back to him for 3 hours :)

I don't quite like to stay very long on something. i always feel curious towards new things, and like to seek for new adventure. It wouldn;t be a surprice that i dropped my football in Form 2, and started picking up tennis. It was a new thing to me, and so i introduced it to my grandpa, and my father(which till this day, is still playing this game with his friends twice/week.)

Although being in the tennis school team for 1 year , i dun find the game interesting as it wasn't in a pace faster enough for me. I opted for badminton so. yes, don;t think twice. My grandpa was my coach. He was the veteran champion for Malaysia Open for 11 straight year. His 3 championship cup, the size of 3 feet tall, is still sitting on top of his cupboard, accompanied with lots of small miniature cups, which varies from football and badminton. He was the World Veteran Badminton Champion in 196*, which was held in Taiwan. Anyway, badminton was the game i hangged on the longest. Seeing my determination on picking up this game, without any hesitation, my grandpa drives me all the way from one end to the other for each game. I do join him for some games with his friends every Monday / Wednesday at Ramakrisnan. He was 77 at that time, and still remain unbeatable.

Time really flies. last year, my grandpa was 88. My 2nd auntie decided to make an implant for him for his denture. He lost all his teeth at an early age due to excessive smooking of 2 packs of Dunhill / day. I still dun know what's the cause of it, was it the weather there, or was it the medicine they used when implanting his denture, my grandpa suddenly suffered serious last stage pnuemonia. According to the doctor, Phlegm filled up his lungs, and there's no was air could get thru it as the prolonged effect of smoking already killed most of the alveoli cells. Images of my grandpa , throughout all stages of life came streaming thru my mind. I wasn't able to concentrate on anything i did. At some point, i actually hated my auntie/uncle whom indirectly forced my grandpa to had that implant, which all these while wasn't fond of doing it. The pain of not be able to see him increases day by day, and the fire within my of my worry for him burns greater each day when my 3rd aunt told me that he was actually whizzing for air in difficulty. They finally decided to pay for my air ticket and send me over to HK, just in case for the worst.

I have never gave up hope on my grandpa. To me, he was the best man in this world. No body could replace him in my heart. i actually worship him, and strive to be like him one day. He was more than an idol to me, more than anyone else to me. I still can remember how clearly he told me the whole experience of his while in the hospital. He said he met a lot of friends, he even met Monkey God (which was his childhood legendary character), and some of his friends which is already dead, in his dream. He told me that they invited him to go with them, Monkey God was on top of a coconut tree, inviting my grandpa to stay with them. I dunno how tue was it, but my grandpa said that he actually heard the voice of my aunties and my mom, and told them that he wasn't able to join them , as he has to come back to us. He shoooosh'ed them away. That was what he told me. hahahahah :D

Getting his life back was a miracle, according to most of the doctors in that hospital. We even had all the necessary procedures and equipments readily prepared. Until this day, after almost one year from that incident, my grandpa still go for casual dancing almost every night with his girlfriend :) I love him more than anything else now, and no matter what happens in the future, i know that there's always a part of my heart which he will resides in for the rest of my life. I lvoe you very much, grampa ~~~ :)

Wow .... Cool ...... Searching yahoo and google at the same time, although it's easy task, but, cool, and creative .... hahahah ...... yagoohoogle .....

Next time i will come up with some website call ........ yagooinfolyaltahoogleseekcosvista .... HAHAHAHAHAH :D

While i was hovering accros the road on my nice ship, which i named her "The Kancil", something from the radio actually caught my attention. It was a talk show actually, and to my surprise, some government is actually calling upon all the drug addicts, and are giving up FREE drugs for them !!!!

After listening to the program for a moment, and come to think about it more in depth, i don;t think it is a bad idea at all. This is how it works:-

1. Government call upon all drug addicts.
2. All drug addicts will be placed in an isolated Island.
3. Free drugs will be provided to all addicts for a period.

If you give a deeper though on it, it's actually a sincere step from the government to help everyone. These ideas, some came from me myself, some was actually from some participants from the program:-

1. Criminal rates will be lowered as no one will be breaking the laws for money to buy drugs
2. Drug trafficker will be doomed, as there's no more demand for them(or maybe lesser, making their life more misserable)
3. Government don't have to waste much time go looking for addicts, as they will turn up by themselves. This is a good step in helping them rehabilitate faster.

What do ya think ?

Well, my aparment was all the way up at the highest level, 10th floor, and me and Dan kinda love our apartment-at-first-sight. It was actually situated at a very nice place. The air is fresh, not near from the highway, away from all the hazardous traffic noise and pollution, and the view is cool. :) our living room's full height window screen leads us directly towards the Penang Bridge , which gives us a nice sea view and cool night scenary, while our front door upon opening, gave us a nice fresh breezy welcoming wind flowing straight from the opposite mountain. It really fits all our requirement for a nice, lovely cool and healthy home ~~~ :)

 

There's something that Dan doesn;t like about it, which actually is not such a big problem to me. Whenever there's a huge windy day, or a rainy day, all the bugz from the opposite mountain will come visit us. The situation is not like what u think as "Aiyah, that is normal la..." thingie. The amount of bugz lying on the corridor is really unbelievable. I for one, doesn;t really bother about it, in fact, as a keen photographer, i see it as a nice opportunity for me to take some lovely macro/close-up shots on those small cute lil creatures, and sometimes, when i see those bugs turn-turtled, i will gently help them on getting back on their toes :)



Dan, on the other hand will be not so happy when ever i do that :D Couldn;t blame a gal for that as most gals are not so fond with insects. Well, anyway, here's some of those pix which i secretly invited "it" to my office. I will let him go freely where he may roam when i am going back later....don;t u think it is cute and lovely ? :)

  

Today, Gaylord decided to stay with. Yay :)
And we decided to have his room fixed with an air-con (RM500), which we pay 50-50. So everything is confirmed now, and me, gay, pim and ddcat head towards CLICKERS to register STREAMYX account using my name and guess what, we were sitting in steamy-hotty-gayish bronze-1.3-wira. I must tell you, everybody in that car is sweating like hell. ACording to ddcat, all bronze-1.3-wira like dat one, as his wife's bronze-1.3-wira is also like dat. So we all have to accept the fact that it's not gays fault , it's his damn bronze-1.3-wira fault. Anyway, to cut the story short, we can make a full jar of orange juice if we were to have all our underwears juice squeezed out.

That's not all, after coming in to the office, the air-con stopped for no farking-what-so-ever-dunn o-waramashit-happened reason. It lasted for almost an hour. I must tell you that, the juice that came out between my arm and my torso, near to my upper part of my armpit is actually accumulating in pounds. Underwear is getting juicier and juicier. I wonder who producers the most orange juice in Altera today ...... ...............  .............. ........... still wondering ..............

 

 

Sad to say that, but i guess it's some shitty Hedge Are's brainchild. We now no longer allowed to have aquarium in our cubicle, and it's kind of pathetic to see how my fishes gone one by one :( I believe i will really miss those small fries which just arrived in this nifty world less than a month. Pie Hole (From now on, we just call him PH) just scoope off some of my guppies last nite, so he can increase the head count in his home aqua. I just do hope that he will be able to give those poor lil guppies a better hospitality. Anyway, my boss has gave final order on removing this aqua ASAP, and so, i believe it will be gone before next week. Here's the final pix that I took with my D70. So long, my babies. Wish you all best of luck in the future :((

 

Lemme tell you guys a story. Ever wonder why Hedge Are in some companies (actually all Hedge Are in every compoany) is so kam lan and kuai lan, and some times very lu siao towards some individual ? Well, one of my fren, who actually worked as an MIS engineer during his Industrial Traning in a well known company told me that, the hedge are in that company actually had the IS department to come up with a script to scan thru all the in-coming/out-going emails with some specific keywords, (e.g.:- HR, Human Resource, some HR personal names, and any leywards that's somewhat related to them) and they actually read thru all the filtered out emails. Now u know why those hedge are people sometimes really go against some individual in that company yeah ;)

 

Anyway, as a practice to secure my butt from getting screwed by anyone, i've decided to practice some simple steps, and i do really sincerely hope all the marafakas that read this post follow my practice strictly as well, as this will only work if everyone are in-sync. If not, the email will still reach Hedge Are department when one silly-dumbass-marafaka accidentally use some "sensitive" keywords while replying, and everyone in the mailing list will be dumbfucked.

 

HR - Hedge Are
Altera - Ulteror
Lay Hoon - Lei Hun
Medaline - Mad
Zul - zool
Fuck - Fark
Shit - Shoot
Suck - Sak
Dick - Dik
Cock - Kok

 

Do feel free to add any in the comments if you have any better ideas on improving the list :)

I dun understand why our company doesn;t allow people to rear fish in our cubicle. It really sucks up when i've spent a lot of my time maintaining and keeping my aquarium nice and cool, only to get a farking commentation in front of all ALTR employees saying that aquarium actually is "NICE TO SEE", is is advicable to only be kept at home, showing the picture taken of my aquarium with my cubicle as background.

 

Fark, no mood to do anything today. No mood to blog, That's it. ...

To be or Not to Be ..... that's a question !!!

 or    ..... That's a myth !!!!

I am currently trying to weigh between these 2 heroes in DOTA, seems like i prefer KOL more than Fusion.

Went to  again just now during lunch time. Used KOL. I Rocks ~~~~~~ I just like his  , which deals 125 damage / second, and will last for 5 seconds on Level 4. Whenever i am out of Mana, i just cast  on myself. Not only it replenish my mana by 240 each time, it increases my damage by 28% at level 4 for 10 seconds :) Cool huh ?

Wait on, there's still the Ultimate , and it will be definitely the . It has the ability to liberates deceased units as allies, and u won;t be surprise to see tens of your casters surrounding you. Hahahaha .... Best part of this is, it can be teleported to ANYWHERE in the map, at will. DrollzzZZZzzzzZZZzz !!!!!!! and one more, with the 6.04b version, by getting the A. Sceptor, 2 Fatuus will be produced instead of 1. BWUarrhahahahhahaAHAHAhha hahaHAHha ~~~~~~~

 

KOL RuLeZzZzZzZZZZzzZZzzzz ~~~~

Ok, here's the brief description of the item list i got on the game just now :)

First i got these:-  &

 

on 2nd round, i got these:-  &

Last i get these :-  &


My Skill Building list was:-                  

 

 

Hahahah ... I tell you ..... Yesterday lunch time, we went to play DOTA again at . We ordered McD delivery to BS. I must tell you that, there were damn farking funny lots of complaints on .... Hahahahaha.

 

First complain was from ddcat. :p He complains that FF's super-duper-farker Integra can only accomodate 2 passenger :p , and he complaned about his driving skills and his farking @$$hole mouth on their way back to ALTR. Read it :)

Next is Gaylord. He was FF's partner in the DOTA game, and so sitting beside him. And throughout the whole game, he has a damn farking sarcastic commentator. Hahahha :D (really can't stop laughing ... :D) That's not the end of the story yet, you should have read the last part where he left all the shit and stuff after eating his McD on the table with a mess. The funny part is Gaylord hafta clear it for him, and the ironic part is, FF is one of the co-owner of . I really feel disappointed having this kind of biz partner, and i swear to all u marafakas out there, this will be the 1st and last time he'll be my biz partner. Read the story... :)

Last but not least, mutumbo. I can't saying anything else, and neither could he, as most of the marafaking @$$hole stuff has been flamed and boombastictised by the rest of the hendrix (except that lazy-farking-faggot-pimp). Anyway, credit still have to be given to Mut for dedicating his time on coming out with a award wining drawing of FF. See it :)

I am happy because all my frens in Hendrix have the same ULTIMATE goal. We have the same target, and our thinking is in-sync. Hahahahahaha. I believe this FF has some issue. Anyway, I myself have some blogs on FF too, if you wanna read on.... heheheh :D

hahaha ... First, b4 i start of with this blog, i just wanna make it clear to everyone that, i put up this topic becasue i personally think that it is really a damn funny joke, and as a fact, i really think that i am damn farking creative when it comes to this kind of dirty jokes. I have no whatsoever offensive intention to pist anyone off. So, please, take this as just a joke, but not an offensive on ok ? :p

 

well, it all start off when one of my good Buddies from Hendrix group ask us for some peanut butter .... and well, as a guy which falls in the red quadrant , which is proven to be those that are quite creative, i just replied him with the below email which reads:-

 

Wow .... This is no ordinary joke. Gmail from google is really giving out 2G space. Check this out :)

See the small print on the lower left corner ? Send Invite, 50 left. Hehe :)

It was just like any ordinary morning , where I drove my car in from the back door of ALTR entrence. The fact that it's a bit late today leave me no more parking lots near my office, and so i have to resolve to parking my car at the back. On my way to entering the building, I try to exercise my left arm. Just in case for those that doesn't know, i actually dislocated my left arm years back when i was doing a sitting-bench-press. It's still giving me some acute pain every now and then when i am being put under extreme stress. The pain streams up from my lower left back, all the way up to my left arm, up to the left side of my neck. It's that bad that under some cases, i could barely lift up my left arm.

Anyway, while i was trying to loosen my left arm, moving it backwards, forwards, sideways, etc, i noticed some faggoty looking fella from a Silver Hyundai Accent waiving at me, at the same time, giving me a damn farking cbb smile. It really freaks me out. I couldn't seem to recognize wtf that fella is until the car swoOoOoOop past me later that i noticed the sticker on the side of his car ...... BahRain. All i can think of right now is..........

......prey hard that he doesn't fantasize squeezing my left breast while Masturbating !!!!! ...........

As mutumbo has come up with his Tales From the lavatory, i would like to continue on this with my version .... :)

Last Friday nite, after having a heafty dinner with Dan, we decided to take a walk along the Pasar Minggu near Sunway Tunas. Found out that there were a lot of nice, fried frenzy food around there, ended up, we ate a lot more supper over there, including Lekoh, (3 packets), and bought back 3 durians back home, which only cost 10 bucks.

Saturday morning was a lazy one, as both of us ate too much. I missed my normal time of banking when i woke up as it was already 11am. Anyway, to cut the story short, i actually missed my banking for Sat and Sun too, as we went for Cheng Beng on Sunday morning, and then to Badminton later.

This morning, on a Monday lazy morning, i felt a pinch on my tummy. As you know, after each Cheng Beng, there will be a huge feast. I was reading Mut's lavatory blog and actually replying to it where i felt something coming out from my @$$. without much hesitation, i quickly rush myself in to the toilet, and with some determination, i managed to not let the fluid flow out from my butt hole before placing nicely 3 2piece toilet paper on each side of the bowl. Damn it, once sitting on the bowl, there's no need for any control as the bowels flow fluently past the tunnel from my anal. The feeling of letting past the waste from your tummy is in high satisfaction.  I let out a soft moan in relaxation, and started to pull in some breath which i long hold. The fragrance that filled my toilet cell was actuallty better than the relaxation perfumn sold in any scent store. With the help of the synchronized beat of farting sound, i managed to pull off more waste than usual. It was really a true experience. The nice scent was actually filling up the entire toilet cube of mine, as if I was actually in Heaven, surrounded by clouds and breeze. What an experience which i could hardly express thru words.

Although it was just a few minute away from the thrilling experience, i can tell that i have already missed that wonderful time a lot. I can't wait any longer to put myself into it, and longed for it in the next banking session. I really can't wait to share this with all my hendrix fellas which i loved so much, which i dearly wanna share everything i enjoy with them without any secrecy. I really hope we can together enjoy this special moment together, my all beloved Hendrix member ~~~~ :)

Love you guys :)